tobi david obembe
builder · founder — abuja, running an agent fleet
kernel speedup on muse spark across 21 measured iterations. public leaderboard, so you can check it yourself.
short on time? check these three
- the resultpublic leaderboard for the kernel challenge, handle Izecryptopenkernelchallenge.dev
- a live product3-agent ops room, running nowopsroom.trenchesnetwork.xyz
- the codeagentpay, open source under mitgithub.com/izcrypt/agentpay
proof / open kernel challenge
kernloop is my gpu kernel pipeline from the open kernel challenge (meta x paradigm). it starts slower than the baseline and ends 1.31x faster, and every step in between was measured and logged.
| what | value | check it |
|---|---|---|
| starting point | 0.22x | leaderboard |
| final result | 1.31x | leaderboard |
| measured iterations | 21 | build log on x |
| target hardware / model | h200 / muse spark | the challenge |
between iteration 1 and 21 the pipeline went from failing compiles to sourcing every step by measured price and latency. promoted iterations landed 22% to 40% mean improvements; every failed iteration is logged with its reason. the failed rows are the point: the record is honest, not curated.
builds
products and businesses (ongoing, not experiments)
writing
- gpu-brain, part 1: your brain is a gpu and you are running it wrongx post
- gpu-brain, part 2: your memory is stored in the wrong layoutx post
- gpu-brain, part 3: the moving truck and the unpacking crewx post
- open agent hackathon 2026, official certificate (verifiable)verify
- build-in-public, everything else@its_izecube
shipped recently
- gpu-brain part 3 published. the trilogy is complete.
- nearagentpay demo live at agentpay.trenchesnetwork.xyz
- gpu-brain part 2 published
- near hackathon submitted, agents economy track
- signbridge submitted to the meta global ai developer hackathon
an agent writes this list from the vault. it updates as things ship.
about
i'm tobi, a builder and founder in abuja. i started in crypto, went looking for better tools, and the tools became the products. today i run a fleet of ai agents that ships software, enters hackathons and keeps this page current.
right now i'm building hoolie (group buying for nigeria), running an agent-operated product portfolio, and writing gpu-brain, a public series that teaches ai hardware through the human brain.
if you landed here from an application or a hackathon: everything on this page links to something you can check. if you want to work together, the fastest route is a dm on x or the email below.